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The Top 25 Business Terms
What They Say vs.
What They Mean
- A number of different approaches
are being tried. (We are still guessing at this point.)
- Close project coordination. (We
discuss it over coffee each morning.)
- An extensive report is being prepared
on a fresh approach. (We've hired a couple of punk kids right
out of business school to tackle it.)
- Major technological break through!
(It works so-so, but it looks really high tech.)
- Customer satisfaction is assured.
(We're so far behind schedule the customer is willing to take
anything at this point.)
- The customers' initial product
experience was inconclusive. (The darn thing blew up when they
threw the switch.)
- Test results were extremely gratifying!
(It actually worked!)
- The entire concept will have to
be abandoned. (The only guy who understood the thing quit.)
- It is in process at this time.
(It's bogged down in red tape and completely hopeless.)
- We will look into it. (Don't hold
your breath.)
- Please note and initial. (We expect
this thing to blow up in our faces and want to spread the blame
around.)
- Give us the benefit of your thinking.
(We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere
with what we plan to do.)
- Give us your interpretation. (We
are desperate and will try anything.)
- See me and let's discuss. (I've
screwed up again and need help.)
- All new. (Parts are not interchangeable
with previous design.)
- Rugged. (Don't try to move it
without a major equipment.)
- Robust! (Bigger than rugged.)
- Light weight. (Slightly lighter
than rugged.)
- Years of development. (We finally
got one to work!)
- Energy saving. (Consumption is
reduced when the power is off.)
- Maintenance free. (Impossible
to fix.)
- Low maintenance. (Nearly impossible
to fix.)
- Fax me the data. (I'm too lazy
to write it down.)
- We are following the standard.
(This is the way we have always done it.)
- I didn't get your e-mail. (I haven't
checked my e-mail in days.)
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