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A Corporate Approach
to Chickens and Roads

Upper Management: "Next year we expect our chickens to cross 30% wider roads.

Middle Management: "We need to start a study group."

Marketing: "We can't make a determination without the complete demographics of the target chickens."

Production: "Chickens!?! First the cages, then the feed! Now the darn chickens!"

Public Relations Press Release: "…announced today the availability of road crossing pheasants. Delivery from stock."

Engineering: "Chickens won't cross roads till version 2.0."

Accounting: "The expense line item for replacement chickens is 20% over target."

Consultant: "The properties of causeway traversing female poultry are as follows…"

Procurement: I don't have a qualified vendor for chickens!"

Sales: "You have roads. We have chickens. Let's do business!"

Shipping: "Scrape it off the road and ship it anyway!"

Support: "What color was the chicken."

Human Resources: "All chickens must be responsible for their own road crossings."

Legal: "We hold no liability for free-range chickens."

Union Leader: "Those darn well better be American chickens."

Mediator: "No harm, no fowl!"

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